So, there’s been a misfire. Somebody desecrated the toilet and “forgot” to clean up. Don’t worry, Shitter Sleuth is on your side. Swab the crime scene and order a DNA test immediately to identify the perpetrator. Those who violate the Shitter Sleuth Shield deserve a swift and harsh punishment. Don't be a victim.
When the perpetrator is identified we'll send a Certificate of Dishonor to make sure they feel ashamed for their dishonorable behavior.